Party: STAT Comedy Show - Jokes Please!

Party: STAT Comedy Show - Jokes Please!

Jokes Please! is an award-winning stand-up comedy show that happens every Thursday at LMG.

This week’s show is required by a little known Canadian Statute that states, “A comedy show with at least 10 percent national goose content MUST occur to kick off the July 1st weekend. If said show does not happen, or goose content is 9 percent or less, all Canadian citizens are subject to a public zinging by a local zingsmith.” So we HAVE TO do this goose show. I don’t want that zingsmith to get anywhere near my new haircut…

Will we have indoor fireworks? YES! All fireworks are Indoor Fireworks if you set them off indoors, duh. And yes, we will set off a firework for every year that Canada has been a nation! So at least 30. Wear your most Canadian themed welding goggles!

Ross Dauk hosts and Ivan Decker closes!

With comedians such as:
Sophie Buddle
Ryan Lachance
San Aung
Brett Skillen
Graham Kay

Doors at 8:30
Show at 9pm
Door is 5
Drinks are 4

*No fireworks will be set off inside unless EVERYONE wears welding goggles and someone invents a way to conveniently extinguish small fires.