Party: Jokes Please! - Plant a Garden Edition

Party: Jokes Please! - Plant a Garden Edition

Hello! Hilarious stand-up comedy show here!

Jokes Please! forgot to plant their garden and are in a REAL panic! But don't worry, your hosts Ivan Decker and Andy Kallstrom will be walking you through the complex steps to get your gardening life, back on track!

These steps may include:

Step one: Choose a plot of land. Remember, it can be in a public place! Who's going to stop you?

Step two: Get tools. You’re not going to dig in the dirt with your hands like some sort of shovel are you? No! You are going to use a shovel for that! So get one.

Step three: Choose what you are going to grow! DO NOT choose to grow a money tree. Those don’t exist. Instead, plant a banana in the ground. MAKE SURE IT’S YELLOW. Then in six to seven weeks your fresh crop of bananas will be ready for you to sell for money! It’s a real “money” “tree”! “GET IT?”

Step four: Churn and burn, baby! Use your shovel to churn up the dirt. Then plant the seed of your choice. Do not burn anything.

Step five: Strut/wait. You just made some life, I think. Cool.

Step six: Thanksgiving feast for your whole neighbourhood!

Greenthumbs doing comedy:

Graham Clark
Elizabeth Ettles
Ryan Beil
Ryan Williams
Fatima Dhowre
Kevin Banner
Dylan Jay Williamson

Doors at 8:30
Show at 9 pm
Door $5
Drinks $4